Hasta siempre, comandante

ICE-ONLY.DE - Cuba Spezial

The "Polish Warrior" & "Piet" dared the short trip to Cuba. There, they spoke very bad English and taught several Canadian guys unbelievably bad German. I've seen horses vomit in front of a pharmacy, but this has been gone way too far! In return, the Canadians taught us very lame card playing games, unknowingly, that the polish warrior and I are masters in -not to only reshuffle the cards- no, but to replace the deck with (only) aces too.

Soon after the Canadians left, they were replaced by "Team America" two Californian cougars on the hunt for an easy kill... quit simple to find on Cuba, it’s called "Austrians". At least the Austrians spoke German worse than the Canadians. Not to mention the polish guys who seemed to be the only competitors in “heavy drinking to protect the Cuban citizen against poverty” for the Germans (well, except TJ maybe).

So overall, what's to say? A verdict? I'd say 9 out of 10 on the retarded cunt scale of madness called: ICE-ONLY.DE.

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